squirrels are tv for homeless people


If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

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i wonder if anyone on this website has ever seen the movie “mean girls”

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i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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Benedict brings Penguins to Comic Con via Huffington Post

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Benedict Cumberbatch (and others) interview with Entertainement Weekly via Huffington Post 

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"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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