bitchin'

squirrels are tv for homeless people

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

(via pizza)

the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

(via winniethepoohfan)

surprisebitch:

jackballs:

surprisebitch:

this is actually a very important question they never answered

that was her witch power wasn’t it

yeah. and the coven promised she will be taught how to control it. but it was completely ignored because suddenly you see her having a threesome without any explanation how she was able to control it

surprisebitch:

jackballs:

surprisebitch:

this is actually a very important question they never answered

that was her witch power wasn’t it

yeah. and the coven promised she will be taught how to control it. but it was completely ignored because suddenly you see her having a threesome without any explanation how she was able to control it

(Source: farmigataissa, via gabite)

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

(Source: meladoodle, via stability)

I just gravitate towards flawed, conflicted, troubled people.

(Source: mjolnirs, via winterthirst)

stability:

Let’s all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren’t the same size as us

(via moistbottom)